American Horror Story Freak Show Recap S4E3: Edward Mordrake Pt. 1

American Horror Story Freak Show, S4E3: Edward Mordrake Pt. 1

Original Airdate: October 22, 2014

Recap by Sarabeth Pollock

 

I’m going to go ahead and say that Dandy and Twisty are the Violet and Tate of Season 4.  If you don’t know who Violet and Tate are, you need to go back and watch Season 1.

Tonight’s episode is the first part of the two-part Halloween episodes.  These two episodes are so super-exclusive that the producers didn’t send out screeners for the media.  So…without further ado, may I present Edward Mordrake.

There is a docent talking about the fascination that people have with different physical mutations.  She is at the American Morbidity Museum.  The docent sees two people and goes to greet them.  Welcome to Denis O’Hare as Stanley and Emma Roberts as Maggie Esmeralda.  But today these two are Doctor Rothschild and his astute assistant, come to present a baby Sasquatch to the Museum.  The docent fetches the curator, who calls this duo out as frauds and says the baby Sasquatch is nothing more than a goat fetus with a cat jaw sewn in.  They called Dr. Rothschild’s contacts at Harvard and he’s bogus.  The curator storms away, but the docent remains and says that her museum is in trouble unless they get some new specimens.  Stanley’s ears perk at the sound of that, and he asks where they typically get their specimens.  She says that they have come from all over, but it used to be the case that freak shows would call when one of their own passed away.  They only have a few freak shows left-Coney Island and South Florida. Stanley inquires about the conjoined liver in a jar.  It belonged to Chang and Eng, and it’s worth $5,000.  Coney Island is a bit cold this time of year.  Hmm…

It’s Halloween in West Palm Beach and the kids are all out during the daytime trick or treating.  A nice and colorful clown walks by.  The moms wait while the little angel goes to the door.  Her brother dressed as a clown to terrify her.  The moms note that there are more kids out because the Jupiter kids are in Palm Beach because of the curfew.  The little angel turns and sees a dirty clown behind the bushes.  It’s our friend Twisty.  He’s all over the place, apparently.

Ethel heads to see Dr. Myron Bonham.  Her stomach is tender and she guesses that the biopsy she had done was positive.  He reveals that she tested positive for cirrhosis of the liver.  Even though she hasn’t had a drink since Jimmy was 18, the doctor says that it could have been there a while.  He feels bad that she has had a hard life and has seen the worst in human nature.  He gives her six months to a year to live.  “Well, shit,” she says.  He apologizes and advises her not to eat meat or drink.  Ethel starts crying, but it’s because he’s the first doctor who has ever treated her with respect.  Her life could have been different had she seen him sooner.

Back at the main tent, there is an apple bobbing contest.  It’s mayhem.  Jimmy comes in and Dot wonders where he has been.  He has been digging a grave for Meep.  Dot screams for them all to stop and be respectful to his memory.  They should dedicate the show to him.  The performers tell the twins that they don’t perform on Halloween.  It’s an old superstition dating back to the mid-1800s, and based around the legend of Edward Mordrake.  Ethel comes in and pours herself a drink.  She explains that he was an aristocrat with tons of titles, but he had been different.

We flash back to the 1800s.  Edward Mordrake, played by Wes Bentley, was a scholar, poet, and incomparable musician.  “What was wrong with him?” Bette asks.  He had a face on the back of his head that spoke to him all the time.  It said evil things to him.  He tried to kill it but it wouldn’t die.  He ended up going mute, and his family sent him to the crazy house.  While there, he wrote poetry and finished an opera.  One night Edward escaped the asylum and ended up at the local freak show.  He was hailed as the handsome prince, but when he took a bow he’d scare the audience with his alter ego.  Edward wasn’t happy, though, and then one Halloween night he went and killed the entire troupe of freaks before hanging himself.  His alter ego was smiling even unto death.

Bette wants to know if they aren’t performing out of respect, but that’s not it at all.  It’s fear.  It is said that if you perform on Halloween he will appear and kill a member of the group.  Once he’s appeared you can’t get his voice out of your head.  Jimmy thinks it’s all bunk and doesn’t want to scare the twins.  Ethel swears it’s true.  Back in 1932 when she was with Barnum, they made them perform and the Human Cannonball was found hanging in his trailer.

Ethel finishes her story and then tosses back another drink. Jimmy wants to know why she’s drinking so much after swearing off the alcohol.  She tells him that she’s back on the drinking wagon.  He asks if Dell’s presence has caused this, but she tells Jimmy that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, and that with Dell around it means that Jimmy can finally leave.  She knows he has been dying to leave.  Jimmy stares in shock at her as she walks away.

Gloria Mott calls for Nora to help her. There is a huge Halloween feast being prepared, complete with a black cat cake.  It’s almost sundown.  Nora doesn’t want to be a bird.  In fact, she is dressed as Woody Woodpecker because that’s Dandy’s favorite cartoon.  Gloria orders her to do the famous laugh, which she does.  (Seeing Patti LaBelle do Woody Woodpecker is shocking!!)  Dandy enters, looking chipper after his nap.  He goes straight for the snacks.  He’s ready to go out to terrorize the neighborhood.  Gloria informs him that there is no trick or treating because of the curfew.  Dandy thought the curfew was just for poor people.  She presents him with his costume.  Howdy Doody.  Dandy screams in a rage and throws the brightly colored costume to the floor.  He shatters a few crystal bowls as well.  Gloria rushes out to buy him a better costume.  Dandy orders Nora to clean the mess, but Nora isn’t afraid of Dandy and says she only works for his mother.

Upstairs, Dandy takes a pair of scissors to the red fabric.  He looks a bit like Michelle Pfeiffer from Batman Returns as he works.  He’s making his own costume.  A clown.

Jimmy and the gang gather to celebrate Meep and his life.  A small wooden coffin lies at the bottom of a big hole.  He loved Halloween and used to toss a chicken head into the kids’ bags.  He was a better man than any of the people who came to their shows.  The group says goodbye to their friend and they toss in some meat and take a drink from Paul’s flask to celebrate him.

As soon as they finish, a taxi pulls up.  Jimmy tells the woman that there’s no show today, but she’s there looking for a job.  Her name is Mystic Esmeralda.

There are bright lights.  Bette and Dot are on an operating table and a doctor and nurse bustle around preparing for surgery.  Dot is peaceful while Bette looks terrified.  Dot says that there is a man who loves her and wants to have babies with her, bit that means Bette has to go.  The plan, according to the doctor, is to use the new bone saw to separate Bette from Dot’s body.  They give ether to Bette and the doctor starts to make the cut.  He gets splattered with blood.  That’s when Bette wakes up and tells Dot to wake up as well.  Dot had been in the middle of the best dream, she says.  Bette reminds her that the dream wasn’t so nice for her.  She can’t understand why her sister would want to do something that like to her, given that it would mean certain death for one of them.   Bette calls Dot mean, but she still loves her, even though she has already tried to kill her.  Dot vows to save her money and find a doctor who will do the surgery.

Elsa is in her tent smoking opium.  She tells Jimmy that most fortune tellers are fake, but he says she isn’t a gypsy.  Esmeralda walks in and says her gift chose her.  Elsa asks for her fortune.  Esmeralda quickly glances at the clues around the room, then she settles in front of her crystal ball and tells Elsa to open her mind.  Esmeralda tells Elsa that she was wronged.  There was a woman who is receiving much applause from her performance.  Marlena? Marlena Dietrich stole her career, Elsa says.  Esmeralda says that the future shows that she is singing and the crowd is going crazy for her.  There is a man in the wings, an impresario who helps her reach new heights.  She’s about to say more, but Esmeralda collapses to the ground.  “You’re hired!” Elsa cries.

Dell is lifting weights when Desiree walks into the trailer’s living room, dressed in a cute black and white dress.  It’s a French maid costume.  She takes a drink and says that he did well, moving in and taking over.  He kisses her while she grabs his manhood and gives him a hand job.  However, his manhood has other plans.  He goes soft and she complains that it’s always something.  She can’t take this anymore.  Apparently the ED is a bigger problem for the couple.  Desiree says she can be happier with a doorknob…which sends Dell into a mad rage.  He throws her up against the wall and says that he deserves her respect. Desiree doesn’t back down, though, and she says that she doesn’t have to put up with him, either.  She storms off, leaving Dell alone with a look on his face that suggests that he knows how close he is to losing everything.

Ethel is sitting outside drinking when Dell stomps past the trailer.  She asks if he’s having trouble with “triple tits.”  He doesn’t like that nickname for his wife.  Ethel offers him some of her hooch.  She says she has been meaning to talk to him.  She needs a favor.  He laughs, which makes her ask if he had trouble “getting it up.”  She wonders if he was ever happy with her.  Dell tries to be tough, but clearly he has feelings for Ethel.  He listens as she tells him that he can never tell Jimmy that he is his father, but she asks him to be a good role model for him.  He needs guidance now that he has one foot in the freak show and one foot outside in the other world.  Dell wonders why she’s being so sentimental, and why she needs his help given that Jimmy always listens to her.  Ethel reveals that she’s dying, which hits Dell hard.   He says that he woke up wondering what it would be like to have been there while Jimmy was growing up.  He asks what Jimmy used to be for Halloween.  Ethel says he was always the same thing: a soldier.

Amazon Eve returns to her trailer.  Ma Petite jumps out of a pumpkin and scares the crap out of her.  This might be the last moment of levity we get to see…

It’s Halloween Night.

Dandy is in his costume.  All we can see is what he sees through the eye holes in his clown mask.  He chooses a knife and goes into the dining room where Nora is cleaning up.  We get to see his brightly colored clown costume.  Dandy is wearing a plastic mask and he holds the knife up.  Nora laughs and challenges him to hurt her.  She says she raised him and knows what he is—and isn’t—capable of.  She says she told his mother about the animal parts.  What she really wants to know is whether Dandy had anything to do with the murders.  When he can’t kill her, she laughs and said that she knew he didn’t have it in him.  He rips the mask off and screams how much he hates her.  After he storms out, Nora mutters that she hates him more.

Esmeralda calls home to Stanley.  She’s at a payphone and Jimmy is waiting for her on his bike.  She says she’s in, but she’s surrounded by freaks.  She can’t take it anymore.  She tells Stanley about running into the twins.  Dot sees Jimmy with Esmeralda and asks why she’s there.  Customers aren’t allowed in their living quarters.  Jimmy introduces her as their new spiritualist.  Esmeralda offers them a free reading, to which Dot replies that readings probably aren’t the only things she gives away for free.  Stanley doesn’t care about any of that.  He needs to know how big of a jar he needs for their body.  And how many arms and legs do they have?  Esmeralda didn’t sign on for murder.  Stanley assures her that he will take care of everything. That’s when a police car pulls up and Esmeralda has to go.  The police officer tells Jimmy and Esmeralda about the curfew, but Jimmy points out that they have ten minutes.  The officer thinks Esmeralda should stay away from people like Jimmy, but Jimmy reminds him about what they did to Meep.  Esmeralda calms the men down and they get on Jimmy’s bike and ride away.

Stanley, in the meantime, is watching the naked Viking in his hotel room.  He says the naked Viking is missing a sword.  He invites him to take his pants off.  It turns out that Stanley has a thirteen inch sword…

The moms in Palm Beach are drinking while they wait for Halloween to be over.  The little angel is in bed playing with her dolls.  Her brother comes in, having stolen her candy.  He taunts her and tells her that he’ll give it back provided that she calls him Master Mike and does his chores for a week.  She’s not listening.  She’s watching Twisty approach behind him.  Twisty puts a finger to his mouth to keep her quiet.  Mike sees his sister’s terrified look.  When he turns around, he screams.  The moms come rushing in and ask where her brother is.  “The clown took him,” she says, pointing out the window.

Bette and Dot chide Paul and Eve for being superstitious about doing a rehearsal on Halloween.  Elsa walks in and says that she’s willing to take the risk because the mystic says that an important man is coming to help her career and she needs to be ready.  Dot says Elsa can rehearse when they’re done, because they’re the headliners now.  Elsa threatens to take them out to the swamps.  She is a professional and has been performing for decades, and they are nothing but freaks.  Dot and Bette storm away from the stage.  Elsa calls upon Paul and Eve to play for her so she can practice.

The music comes up and Elsa starts singing Lana Del Rey’s “Gods and Monsters.”  As she sings, the band gets into the song.  So does Edward Mordrake, who rises from the great beyond to wreak havoc on the freak show. Elsa sees him and beckons to him, thinking him to be her salvation.  She takes a bow…but he has disappeared.  She looks around in terror.

Night has fallen at the freak show.  Ethel is in her trailer and she starts to hear voices.  She looks around and sees nothing, but then she looks again and sees the ghost of a woman whose throat has been cut open.  A green fog is rising from the doorway.  When she turns back again, Edward Mordrake is there.  He apologizes for scaring her, but he blames his alter ego.  Edward argues with his violent familiar.  Ethel tells him that she didn’t summon him and she doesn’t want to die, but Edward says he can’t grant a reprieve.  She has been chosen to join their group of freaks.  He says there are questions that must be asked, and his familiar will know if she lies.  He notes that she wasn’t always in such a bad way.  Edward wants to hear the story of Ethel’s fall.  She says it’s true, that she has fallen more than once.  She used to have an act where she was surrounded by pretty girls and the audience loved her.  She had Dell with her, and he became her manager.  He gave her advice and told her that she shouldn’t go for laughs, but should perform the classics.  That didn’t work out so well, and this time she was the joke.  Edward’s familiar says that he knows that she has a darker pain.  He asks what happened when they returned to the stage.  Ethel said they were poor and she was carrying Jimmy at the time.  She couldn’t perform like that, so instead Dell made a show of her giving birth.  Dell grabbed the newborn and tried to get money from people who wanted to hold him.  She’s upset that Jimmy had been exploited from the start.

Edward thanks her for sharing her pain.  When Ethel looks up, she sees the ghosts of the other freaks that have died.  Ethel says she’s ready to go.  Edward listens and hears his familiar say “Not the one.”  It looks like Ethel has earned a reprieve.

Back at Twisty’s van, the boy and girl hear a noise.  It’s Dandy, and he’s singing the trick or treat song.  He has candy for them, which he holds out in his hand.  When they grab for it, he calls trick and tries to stab them.  He pokes at the duo with a stick, but then he hears Twisty arriving.  Dandy goes outside to see Twisty dragging poor Mike.  “More fun!” Dandy exclaims with glee.

To be continued….

CNN Now Calls It “Ebola Hysteria”

If you didn’t think CNN was trying to control what and how you think, check out the latest headline: http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/20/health/ebola-overreaction/index.html?c=homepage-t

Apparently the nation’s concern over ebola showing up on home soil is now considered “hysteria” when only a few short weeks ago, CNN published this headline: “Is It Time To Panic?” http://sarabethpollock.wordpress.com/2014/10/01/cnn-totally-irresponsible-media/

Now, I don’t know about you, but running sensational headlines like “Is It Time To Panic” just might incite some panic.  And now that there is a panic, they want us to know that we’re overreacting.

Come on, CNN. Stop creating news for the sake of readings and readership. Start reporting the news responsibly.  Let people form their own opinions based on the facts, and don’t criticize people when they decide that there is cause for concern. 

The Walking Dead Recap S5E2: Strangers

The Walking Dead S5E2: Strangers

Original Airdate: October 19, 2014

Recap by Sarabeth Pollock

 

Terminus burns in the distance.  Rick and his crew carry the bag of munitions through the forest.  They feed Judith.  Maggie and Glen kiss.  Tara introduces herself to Rick and they make amends.  He knows that she didn’t want to be with the Governor.  Since she saved Glen’s life, they are cool.  They exchange fist bumps.  All is well.

Rick leads the way as they walk through the woods.  Tyreese and Carol fill water bottles.  Tyreese asks if the others know what she did back at the prison.  He doesn’t want to tell them about the girls.  He needs to forget that whole incident.

Their numbers have grown now that Abraham’s group is with them.

A Walker approaches and Michonne goes for the sword, but it’s gone.  She kills it with the butt of her gun.  Abraham watches, and as he passes Rosita he tells her that “this” is the reason they have to wait for their moment.  Moment for what?

Later that night, Carol gives Rick another watch to make up for the one he gave her.  He still doesn’t agree with what she did back at the prison, but he knows he sent her away, and now his group is joining her.  She says it proved to her that she can survive.  He asks if they can join her.  She says yes.

Carol sits with Daryl and says she can’t talk about it, and then she uses Tyreese’s lines and says she needs to forget what happened.  Daryl accepts this.  The sound of a possible Walker approaching startles them, but he decides that there’s nothing there.  He’s wrong about that, though.

The next day, Rick, Carl and Michonne are out on patrol.  They come across Daryl, who “surrenders” with his squirrel booty.  Daryl said there is no sign of anyone watching them, nor were there any tracks.  Abraham asks if they will soon return to the road, and Rick agrees.  Sasha and Bob exchange a kiss, which makes brother Tyreese laugh at his sister.

Suddenly they hear a man crying for help.  Carl urges the group to go to his aid.  They find a priest on a rock being attacked by Walkers.  As soon as they kill the Walkers, the priest gets down and throws up.  He is incredibly grateful.  He says his name is Gabriel.  Rick asks if he has any weapons.  Gabriel just needs the word of God.  Daryl scoffs, but he says that he called for help and help came.  Gabriel asks for food, and then he comments on how pretty Judith is.  He asks if the group has a camp.  Gabriel says he has a church.  Rick starts his three questions.  The group notices how nervous Gabriel seems.  He says that he’s a sinner and that he confesses his sins to God.  As they trek toward the church, Gabriel jokes about possibly leading them into a trap so he can steal their squirrels.  Apparently even his own flock said that his sense of humor “leaves a lot to be desired.”  When they arrive at the little church (which seems way too clean and remote to be of use), Rick wants to search the place so the group doesn’t lose its squirrels.

The group conducts a thorough search.  Carol finds journals. It looks like Gabriel was copying the Bible.  There are colorful drawings on the walls depicting Bible scenes.  Rick and the group reconvene outside.  Abraham has found a bus in the back that he can fix in about a day.  He wants to get on the road.  The rest of the gang mutinies—they need a break.  Gabriel explains that he stayed alive because there was a canned food drive right before the apocalypse.  He explains that there is more, but it’s overrun by Walkers.  Rick says they can handle the Walkers.  Sasha and Bob volunteer to go on the run with Rick.  Tyreese is staying behind to watch Judith.  Rick says he doesn’t need a map, because Gabriel is going with them

Rick pulls Carl aside and tells him that he doesn’t trust Gabriel.  Carl trusts him because he has to believe that there are still good people left.  Rick says that no matter what, Carl is not safe, even when people say they are.  He urges Carl to remain alert and make sure that he stays safe.  Carl says that they are still in danger, but that people can’t really hide anymore.  Regardless, Rick still doesn’t trust Gabriel.  Carl vows to stay safe for his dad.

Gabriel leads the way through a rundown town.  Bob tells Rick that he isn’t wrong about not letting the Termites live.  But they need to focus on Washington.  Rick isn’t sure they’re going to Washington, but Bob says that Eugene will save them all and life will go on as usual.  Bob calls it—life will return to normal.

Daryl and Carol are out scouting.  He says he gets it, that she doesn’t want to talk about it.  But she saved them all, all by herself.  That counts for something.  They come across a car.  Carol checks it out and suggests that they leave the car in case things go bad at the church.  Daryl says that no matter what happened back at the prison, now she can start over.  They all can.

Maggie and Tara keep watch outside a gun shop.  They hear a noise inside.  Glen rushes out.  Walkers? The girls ask.  No.  He tripped over some boxes and a mop.  But he did manage to find three silencers in a mini fridge.

Rick, Sasha, Bob and Michonne find the food bank, and there are Walkers inside that have fallen through the floor.  The water has caused their faces to melt.  They’re going to have to go through them to get to the food.  Rick reminds Gabriel, who still watches nervously, that he is coming with them.  The group jumps into the water and uses the shelves as a barricade.  They draw the Walkers to them and take them out methodically.  Gabriel loses his nerve and runs to the other side of the basement.  He cowers in fear as the rest of the group fights to clear the area.  Once it’s clear, Bob starts to grab supplies and he’s attacked by a Walker who is nothing but skin and bones.  Sasha saves him.  Rick asks Gabriel if he knew the Walker that was about to attack him.  He doesn’t reply because he reports his sins to God.

On the walk back, Rick asks Michonne if she misses her sword.  She says she found it in the beginning.  She misses Andrea, and Hershel, but not her life before.  And she’ll miss her sword.

When Rick returns, he finds Carl outside.  Carl shows his dad that there are scratch marks on the windows in the back of the church.  They’re deep, as if they came from a knife.  There’s more.  Carl is careful to remind Rick that what he found doesn’t mean Gabriel is evil.  The words “You’ll burn for this” are carved into the wall.  What does that mean?  Did Gabriel keep people out of the church?  Whose side is he on?  Is Gabriel a huge chicken who locked himself away while keeping other people out and condemning them to death?

As night falls, the church is full of laughing people enjoying a good meal. Abraham rises to propose a toast to the people in the room.  They’re all survivors, and they’ve all earned that title.  But he wants to know if that’s all they want to be.  Wake up day after day and keep fighting.  He reminds them that Eugene can make the dead die if they get to Washington.  He asks Eugene to tell them what’s in Washington.  Eugene says that there is a whole network designed to withstand any pandemic, with enough food and supplies to last until things restart.  He suggests that they do this for Judith, and for their future lives.  It comes to Rick, but Judith interrupts the moment and so Rick says that if she is in, he’s in.

Sasha gets up to hold Judith, giving Bob a kiss.  Bob asks for another kiss before getting up to go off on his own.  (Something seems off with him since he was attacked)  Tara joins Maggie and confesses that she was at the Prison, but they didn’t know anything about Brian’s past or who they were.  Maggie offers Tara a hug.  Tara is one of them now.

Rick goes to Gabriel and thanks him for his hospitality, and for sharing the communion wine.  Gabriel says that there is no one left to take communion, so it’s just wine.  Rick can see that Gabriel is hiding something, and it’s so awful that he can’t speak of it.  Rick says that this group is his family, and if Gabriel’s secret hurts his family, he will kill him.

Carol is outside fixing her car.  A Walker comes out of the darkness and Carol kills it.  Daryl comes out of hiding and asks what Carol is doing.  She doesn’t know.  Before they can say anything else, a car approaches and drives past.  It’s the car that Beth drove away in, but she’s not alone.  Daryl knocks out the tail lights of Carol’s car and they jump in to pursue it.

Bob is outside the church.  He starts crying.  Suddenly he is knocked out by an unseen assailant wearing black.  There is a mark on the tree like the one that Morgan was following.  When he returns to consciousness, there is a fire burning. He’s fallen right into Gareth’s hands.  Gareth says that he isn’t dead “yet.”  Gareth explains that they didn’t want to lure him away from his group.  They’re just trying to survive.  Bob’s group has taken away their home.  They weren’t always cannibals, but they have evolved, and then devolved.  It isn’t personal.  They don’t like this ugly business.  As the camera pans down, Bob’s leg is gone.  As Gareth and his friends munch on Bob’s leg (including the guy that Tyreese fought with in the cabin…apparently he isn’t dead after all), Gareth confesses that Bob tastes much better than they thought.

Well.  BobBQ, anyone?

See you next week!

Clowns of America International Angry at AHS Freak Show

The clowns of America aren’t weeping.  They’re pissed.

EW reports that the organization Clowns of America International isn’t laughing at the portrayal of Twisty the Clown.  It’s hurting them, both in reputation and in terms of finances.  What loving parent and AHS fan will pull a Glora Mott and hire a clown for Junior’s 8th birthday party?

Coulrophobia, the fear of clowns, is a real thing.  We’re a horror movie family, and I watched Stephen King’s It when I was little.  Clowns terrified me after that. (And it became a family prank to leave balloons filled with red food coloring out for other unsuspecting family members…)  My 5th birthday party was traumatic because my good-intentioned mother hired a clown for my party.  I spent more time trying to get away from him than I did anything else that day.

As EW points out, you can’t really blame AHS for playing upon peoples’ fear of clowns.  John Wayne Gacy was a clown.  He was also a serial killer.

Face it, clowns have always gotten a bad rap.

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American Horror Story Freak Show Recap S4E2: Massacres and Matinees

American Horror Story Freak Show, S4E2: Massacres and Matinees

Original Airdate: October 15, 2014

Recap by Sarabeth Pollock

 

Congratulations to American Horror Story for getting a fifth season renewal and for smashing every viewing record on FX!  That’s a huge accomplishment…and it says a lot about what types of shows the viewers want to see on television….

It’s a new day at the Freak Show.  The gang is gathered around the table.  The Geek is polishing eggs.  Jimmy rushes up and turns on the radio.  The announcer says that the town of Jupiter is terrified with all of the murders of the past two weeks.  Paul, Eve, Suzy and the Geek listen with Jimmy as the radio talks about the heinous crimes, knowing that they had a hand in one of the deaths. The radio even mentions the disappearance of the police detective, and notes that the police are out for blood. (We flash to the diner where the waitress remarks that business has been down because of the murders)  That’s when they hear the police sirens.

Two officers approach the tent and ask for the proprietor.  Jimmy indicates which tent belongs to Elsa Mars.  Inside, Elsa says that while they have nothing to hide, she cannot allow the police to search without a warrant.  Pepper is helping her prep her wardrobe.  Elsa insists that her “monsters” value their privacy.  The detectives advise Elsa that they’re implementing a curfew in light of the murders, which enrages Elsa because that will damage her business.  The cops don’t seem too upset about it.  When Dot and Bette make an appearance, the police want their statements.  The police believe that the twins escaped from the hospital, which makes Elsa laugh considering that they weren’t sick anymore and they could leave of their own free will.  Bette stops her sister from biting her nails, and tells the officers that she smelled whisky on their attacker’s breath.  The police leave, but it’s clear that they’re not convinced that all is what it seems at the Freak Show.

A young man walks into the local toy shop with coffee for the proprietor, Mr. Hanley.  There’s no answer inside, but there is a little toy robot that has been wound up.  The little toy robot is also trailing a long stream of blood.  The man follows the trail of blood, walking past Twisty the Clown himself, who has positioned himself with other clowns on display.  The man goes to the Halloween display, where the trail ends in a puddle of blood.  He looks up and sees Mr. Hanley’s head on the shelf.  But that’s all he sees, because Twisty the Clown is behind him, and Twisty the Clown puts a knife through the man’s neck.

Cue the creepy credits, please.  This episode is warmed up and ready to shock us….

It’s dinnertime under the big top.  Legless Suzy slides along the table on a makeshift skateboard, collecting wine from Pepper while the gang chants “Kill the Copper.”  When Suzy reaches Jimmy, he’s had enough.  “Shut Up!” he shouts, knocking the cup away.  Next we see the gang digging up the cop’s body.  Apparently, the shallow grave by the swamp isn’t good enough in case the police return.  They need to find a better way to dispose of him.  Fire.  And then spread the ashes as far away as possible.  Jimmy apologizes for snapping, but he’s never killed anyone before.  Eve says he did what he had to do, given that the cop was going to take the twins away.  They might have taken all the freaks away.  “I hate that word,” Paul mutters, giving Eve a hand with…a severed hand.  Jimmy wonders if the cop had a family.  He knows what it was like being raised without a father.  If only the people of Jupiter could get to know them for who they are.  Then they’d know that they’re not freaks after all….

Dandy lives in a splendid world of fine china and a large salt shaker with his name on it.  Doting mom Gloria is seated at the opposite end of the comically long table, watching her son with a mother’s affection.  He’s bored, tapping his foot and picking at his golden fork in irritation.  Gloria rings the little silver bell on the table and the maid (Nora, played by Patti La Belle) comes in with dinner.  “Snails?” Dandy scoffs.  That’s what they ordered, Nora reminds them.  Just like in Paris.  Gloria is overjoyed, while Dandy continues to pout.  Nora mutters under her breath at how Dandy is wearing on her last nerve.  Dandy sighs and grabs the salt shaker, only it’s not a salt shaker.  It’s a baby bottle, made of crystal, and his name is inscribed on it.  He goes to the decanter and fills it with cognac, sipping it from the bottle like a child.  Gloria says he can’t live on sweets and cognac.  She has tried to introduce him to so many nice girls.  She wants a grandbaby—what fun that would be.  But Dandy sees babies as the most boring thing ever.  He wants to be a thespian, but his mother won’t let him because of his proud lineage.  Gloria thinks she’s doing him a favor, but he feels like he’s turning to dust under her control.  He storms out of the room, ranting about finding real caramel corn.  Nora returns and tells Gloria that she found some “parts” and some teeth and fur, and the neighbors have been looking for their cat all day.  And with those murders….  But Gloria won’t have it.  Dandy is not a bad child.  “He’s just bored.”

Ethel goes off in search of the twins, who are out in the field near the Ferris wheel.  She tells the girls (in her awesome accent—is that Pennsylvania Dutch?) that performers need to sing for their food, but Bette insists they aren’t performers.  “Speak for yourself,” Dot replies.  In the distance, a car approaches with a trailer hitched behind it.  The twins wonder who it is, and Ethel replies that it’s someone she used to know.

The car stops, and we see on the side of the trailer that the big bald man is Dell Toledo, the Strong Man.  He goes to the trailer and opens the door, offering his hand to the woman inside.  Now we get to meet Angela Bassett as Desiree Dupree.  Desiree isn’t happy—she says this had better be a rest stop.  Dell says it could be their Garden of Eden.  “So says the snake,” Desiree replies.

Dell explains to Elsa that they are there in response to her ad, and that it took a while to travel from Chicago, where they worked for the famous Giuseppe Brothers.  Dell admits that his wife was the star of the show, but the Giuseppes favored animal acts over her.  Elsa compliments their love story but doesn’t see how they can offer her anything.  We flash back to three weeks prior, when Dell arrives back to find two gay men waiting for their friend, who is inside trying to “change his stripes.”  Indeed, inside the tent, Desiree is helping the young man discover the joys of being with a woman.  He’s so thankful to have his predilection “cured” so that he can marry a woman and have kids.  Desiree cautions him to “come first” before he gets ahead of himself.  Dell storms into the tent and says that Desiree is his wife.  He twists the man’s head a full 360 degrees.  Elsa asks if the police will be coming after them for murder.  “There ain’t no murder if there ain’t no body,” Desiree laughs.  No Chicago police are going to care about a dead gay man, because the gays rate below “us freaks.”  Elsa wants clarification—Desiree is also a freak?  As it turns out, she is.  Desiree pulls off her shawl to reveal that she has “three titties, full girl parts and a ding-a-ling.”  She’s a hermaphrodite, and Dell is the “happiest man on earth.”  Desiree glows, her three breasts and their pasties on display.  Elsa thinks them a nice couple, but she can’t afford them considering how bad business has been.  Desperation appears on Dell’s face, and he tells Elsa that he will sign any contract.  The carnies are a dying breed, and they don’t have anywhere else to go.  Elsa studies Dell’s calloused hands and decides that a strong male presence just might do them some good.  “Do you bark?” she asks.  Dell vows to howl if she wants him to.

Gloria is driving around looking for Dandy.  She sees a man walking on the side of the road.  It’s Twisty the Clown, walking along in broad daylight.  As she pulls the car up next to him, we get a great look at his face.  Clearly, he is wearing someone else’s skin as a mask, and then the smiley face mouth is attached to it.  There are bloody strings holding everything together.  Gloria calls out to the clown and asks if he does private parties.  Here she is, driving a classic car (even for the 1950s), wearing expensive clothes, and she sees a filthy clown on the side of the road and wonders if he does kids parties.  She’s a trip.  At any rate, she’s willing to pay handsomely for his services.  Twisty gives her a long look.

Jimmy and Dandy walk into the tent.  Jimmy thinks Dandy is there for the twins, and even though they’re a great piece of tail, he doesn’t think Dandy belongs there.  Dandy is munching on caramel corn.  He tells Jimmy that he wants to be a part of the show.  He knows show tunes by heart.  He begs Jimmy to reconsider, as he will be saving his life.  Dandy isn’t the person Jimmy sees on the outside, rather he is a whole other person on the inside and that person is begging to get out.  Jimmy grabs Dandy’s hand and says that Dandy’s life doesn’t look so bad from his perspective, that he’d give anything to touch a girl and not have her be terrified.  He tells Dandy to go back to his mansion.

Outside the tent, Dandy smashes his forehead into the steering wheel and says “I hate you” over and over again.  Suddenly he stops.  He has a cut on his head.

Back at the Mott Mansion, Gloria waits for her son’s return with a fish wrapped daintily with cucumber and salmon.  She hears Dandy return and chases after him, Nora in tow.  Dandy storms up the stairs and tells his mother that he hates her and hates his life, but she’s not listening.  Gloria tells him she brought him a friend.  She takes Dandy into a room and he walks in and sees Twisty, and Dandy’s eyes grow big.  Gloria leaves them alone to get to know each other.  The room is large and bright and full of adult-sized toys: a life-sized plastic horse, a croquet game, a puppet theater.  Twisty stands at the end of the room. Dandy approaches in awe. Twisty merely stares at him.

Ethel smokes a cigarette outside her trailer.  She watches as Desiree leaves Dell’s trailer and goes into another tent.  Ethel summons her resolve and goes to Dell’s trailer.  He seems surprised to see her, and she tells him that he’s not welcome there.  And if he goes near her Jimmy, she’ll have her friends tear Dell apart.  Dell doesn’t know Jimmy…but a quick flashback reveals that Dell is Jimmy’s father, and that he had tried to kill Jimmy when he wouldn’t stop crying.  Ethel pointed a gun at Dell back then and threatened to kill him if he hurt their son.  Back in the present, Dell laughs at the memory and tells Ethel she shouldn’t threaten her new boss.  It turns out that Elsa has hired Dell to be the man around the camp, in hopes of beefing up their security.  Ethel’s eyes are wide at the revelation.

Inside the main tent, Desiree is perched at the piano while the twins are on stage.  Bette is trying to sing but she’s way off key.  Elsa tells her that they’ll have to find something else for them to do.  Desiree can’t fathom finding something else for the headliners to do.  Elsa won’t listen.  Suzy and Ma Petite attend to Elsa’s nails while she watches the rehearsal.  Desiree recalls a woman in Mexico who can shoot ping pong balls from her you-know-what.  Jimmy asks Dot if she can sing.  Bette is quick to say no, but Dot says she doesn’t know the song.  Jimmy tells Bette to sing to him…  She starts singing “Dream a Little Dream,” and it captures everyone’s attention.  She can really sing!  “Not bad,” Dell drawls, walking into the tent.  He announces that they will perform a matinee the next day.  Elsa says that people don’t come to see freaks in the daytime.  There will be no matinee.  Dell doesn’t only disagree, but he says there will be a matinee every day until the curfew is lifted.  Desiree cautions him to listen to Elsa, his boss, but no woman is the boss of him.  Jimmy steps up to defend Elsa, and Dell pushes him aside.  There will be a matinee, with paying crowds in the seats.  Elsa has a problem on her hands.

Dandy is entertaining Twisty with a puppet show.  He has seen “The King and I” multiple times, of course, including opening night.  But Twisty isn’t amused.  Dandy suggests that the clown amuse him.  He’s had a rotten day and he knows his mother has paid a large sum for his services, so he asks to be entertained.  Only then does Dandy walk a circle around Twisty.  Dandy isn’t stupid—he knows there is something off about Twisty and his appearance, but he’s so bored he overlooks it all.  Twisty holds his bag close, giving nothing away.  Dandy goes to the toy chest and tells Twisty that he must earn his keep.  When Twisty sees the toy box, he drops his bag and goes to the toys.  Dandy hurries over and starts going through the bag.  Twisty notices this just as Dandy sees something that makes his eyes grow wide. That’s when Twisty knocks Dandy in the back of his head with a juggling bowling pin.  While Dandy howls in pain, Twisty takes off.  As we watch Twisty retreat into the woods, we see that Dandy is close behind him.

Evidently the diner is the hub of “normalcy” this season.  The waitress hears Jimmy enter and is happy he’s back (he always wore gloves, so she never suspected him of being a freak), but when she turns around she sees a whole gang from the freak show, including Paul, Eve, Suzy, Salty and Pepper.  Jimmy would like to be served.  Several diner customers leave.  One mother says that the group is scaring her daughter.  The waitress is about to take orders when Paul grabs a plate from one of the departed guests and starts eating, which upsets the waitress because that food wasn’t for him.  Pepper starts clamoring for meatloaf, which excites Salty, and then things start to get out of hand.  Coincidentally, Dell is outside hanging signs for the show.  He hears the noise coming from the diner and realizes that the freaks are inside.  He storms in and grabs Paul, which upsets Jimmy.  Dell says that they’re giving everyone a free show, but Jimmy is tired of being called a freak.  They’re people, just like everyone else.  This makes the manager and the waitress uncomfortable, because they had been judging them.  Dell grabs Paul’s plate and dumps it in front of Jimmy, and then he orders everyone to leave.  He grabs Jimmy and drags him outside and beats the crap out of him while the other freaks watch from inside the diner.  This is their new boss.

The girl and boy trapped in Twisty’s trailer are trying to find a way out.  The little boy is wearing a Daniel Boone coonskin hat.  He tries to help, but soon he gives up, defeated.  The girl manages to loosen a board with a long nail protruding from the end.  There’s a noise outside, and they know Twisty is returning.  She hides the board behind them before he enters.  We also see that Dandy is still following Twisty; he’s outside looking at the toys hanging from the trees all around the trailer.

Twisty is carrying his bag and a set of keys.  He opens the cell door and sits down across from the children.  Actor John Carroll Lynch does an amazing job exuding emotion in Twisty’s gaze.  You can tell that Twisty is after something, and while his means might be sinister, I’m thinking that he’s not really out to be evil, necessarily.  Something is wrong with him.  He pulls out the little robot from the toy shop, winds it up, and starts mimicking its motions as the boy watches in terrified silence.  Twisty seems to sigh, and he slowly starts to stand up.  He reaches back into his bag as the girl grasps the board.  When Twisty stands again, we see what Dandy caught a glimpse of in the magic bag: the severed head of the young man from the toy store.  The boy screams, and the girl takes this opportunity to hit Twisty in the back of the head.  This gives them a chance to run out of the trailer.  As they leave, we see that Twisty’s smiling mouth has been knocked away, revealing a gaping hole where his mouth and cheek should have been.  Twisty is hiding a deformity with his mask(s).  The girl and boy run in opposite directions, and she runs straight into Dandy, who asks what’s wrong.  She says the clown is crazy, which seems to make him even more excited.  He scoops her up and walks back to the trailer, calling for the Clown.  Twisty walks up with the boy.  “You’ll have to do a much better job at confinement,” Dandy admonishes, and he follows Twisty into the trailer.

The gang returns to the fairgrounds.  Jimmy storms into Elsa’s tent and tells her about the altercation with Dell.  He knows that Dell is going to tear their group apart.  Elsa seems to have resigned herself to the fact that they must do the matinee in light of the curfews.  She says they need protection from the police, and that Dell can provide it.  Jimmy hands her the badge and says that he was also protecting the group, and the badge is the last thing the left of the detective.  She grabs his hand and presses it to her chest.  Jimmy uses his final weapon against Dell: one of the posters from town.  At the bottom, under the top billing for the twins and Desiree, is the addition “with Elsa Mars and The Geek.”

It’s show time, and Dell is the Master of Ceremonies.  Dell introduces the Geek, who bites off the head of a little chick, before introducing their headliners: the Siamese Sisters.  The curtain rises and Dot and Bette are center stage.  Jimmy sits to the side of the stage in Bette’s line of sight.  Elsa is in her powder blue outfit watching from the back of the tent.  Paul pounds the drums and Eve plays piano while the rest of the troupe plays other instruments.  Bette looks out at the crowd and starts to sing that she’s “been a bad, bad girl.”  Suddenly the crowd starts to rise from its seats and goes to the front of the tent, forming a mosh pit in front of Bette and Dot as Bette belts out a cover of Fiona Apple’s “Criminal”.  People are dancing and reveling in the music.  Dot tries to keep up with her sister but Bette is clearly the star.  Jimmy looks over at Elsa, who gives him a nod.  He walks past Dell, telling him he’s going to take a piss.  But he’s on a different mission.  The little man rushes the crowd and starts crowd surfing.  When she finishes the song, the crowd goes nuts.  Dot looks desolate, and Elsa is furious that she has been replaced.

The next morning, the police descend upon the fairgrounds.  They have a warrant to search the premises in conjunction with the disappearance of the police officer.  Elsa looks over at Jimmy again, and Dell asks why Jimmy looks so smug.  The police finish searching Dell’s trailer, finding nothing. They move on to the other trailers.  It looks like someone called in a tip about Dell.  Dell pulls Jimmy aside and tells him that he knows what Jimmy tried to do.  We flash to the performance the day before, when Jimmy went to the bathroom. Dell had seen Jimmy go into Dell’s trailer.  He’d been planting evidence.  Dell is smarter than that.  An officer announces that he found something: the detective’s badge was under the Geek’s bedroll.  They drag the poor man out of his trailer and he is clearly terrified.  The officer tells Elsa that the badge belonged to the detective. She shrugs and walks away.  Jimmy realizes that no one is going to step in to save the Geek.  He is put into the car and taken away.  The Geek turns and looks back at the group as the car drives from the fairgrounds.  Elsa grabs Jimmy’s arm when he steps toward the departing car.

The officers know that the Geek is not the mastermind behind the murders, and they doubt that he did anything wrong, but they know that a night in confinement with the general population will probably make him sing like a canary.  The poor Geek is dragged into the cell, where he retreats into the corner as the huge men gather around him.

Back at the fairgrounds, Elsa goes into Bette and Dot’s tent.  Bette is sleeping with her eyes covered by a mask.  Dot wakes up and sees Elsa.  Elsa and Dot have a special relationship that Bette doesn’t approve of.  When Bette starts to wake, Dot says she’s talking to Elsa, but Bette is still half-asleep and thinks her sister is making things up.  Dot laughs and puts her finger to her lips.  Elsa laughs with her.  Dot says her sister is angry with her, and that she’s acting like a different person.  Elsa tells the girl that she can do something about it.  She leaves a knife under Dot’s pillow.  Remember that it was Bette who stabbed Dot after Dot killed their mother.  Looks like jealousy is going to drive a wedge between the Siamese Sisters.  (Sorry, I had to say it)

Ethel finds her son getting drunk on the main stage.  He’s never been drunk before, but his guilt over what happened to the police officer, and subsequently the Geek, is eating him alive.  Ethel says that the police had no right to rough him up the way they did.  That’s when Jimmy reveals that Dell was the one who beat him up.  She urges Jimmy to stay away from Dell, but Jimmy reminds her that he has a contract and he is their boss now.  It will be impossible to get rid of him given the success of the matinee.  Jimmy storms out of the tent, with Ethel behind him.  Jimmy is barely outside of the devil’s mouth when a truck pulls up.  The police officer is at the wheel and two guys are in back.  They throw a bundle out from the bed and it lands at Jimmy’s feet.  They pull away quickly.  Jimmy starts to open the bundle and we see the Geek’s blue feathers poking out from underneath the blanket.  When we see his face, it’s clear the Geek has been beaten to death.  “No!” Jimmy screams.

Well, that was quite the ride tonight, wasn’t it, folks?  I don’t know about you, but I’m not as scared of Twisty as I was last week.  I feel bad for the poor guy, even though he’s a terrifying killer.  He’s a sad soul, hideously deformed.  All he seems to want is a companion…and now he has the perfect companion in Dandy.  And I’m terribly saddened about the Geek.  Truthfully, I watched this episode a week ago (thanks to the FX press people), and this scene has stuck with me all week.

I can only imagine what’s coming up in the next episode….

What did you think?  What shocked you?  Which character do you want to learn more about?

 

 

 

 

 

The Walking Dead: Is There a Cure for Walkers

Dr. Eugene Porter says he has a cure to fight the Walkers.  He was part of an elite team of ten people charges with weaponizing diseases and finding cures.  He knows what they were working on, and he believes he can use that knowledge to find a cure. 

But does that mean there is a cure? I wasn’t left with the impression that he has a secret recipe, rather that he has the ability to put something together using what he knows. 

The fact remains, however, that he’s the closest thing they have to a savior, so they need to protect him until they can get to Washington.  Personally, it will be nice to be out of the woods and into an urban area once again.

What are your thoughts about Eugene’s cure?  Does anyone else hear “weaponized diseases” and immediately wonder about ebola, or is that just me?

AHS Freak Show Smashes Records, Gets 5th Season Renewal

Congratulations to the cast and crew of AHS Freak Show for setting FX ratings record with the fourth season premiere last week.  Even the encore performances set records.

FX was quick to respond by awarding the show a 5th season renewal.

Check out the details with this article, courtesy of Dark Media Online: http://www.darkmediaonline.com/american-horror-story-freak-show-breaks-records-gets-fifth-season-renewal/